Yup, you read right. We're gonna have to have another farewell party soon enough. That's gonna be another saddening affair but the GREAT news is that Lil Steffi here got a scholarship to Queen's College Taunton!!!

Congratulations Stephanie Tan !! You little cute blurry wise o shortie! I'm gonna be missing you SO SO much when you're gone. Away and faraway in UK.But fret not, cause I'll be sure to pay ya a visit over there as soon as I get myself some dough yah?

We were just chatting on Msn this afternoon about it,

Fleur: 'So how's your scholarship thingy?'
Steph: 'Oh no la, I'll probably be going to Inti's. I doubt I'll get it.'
Fleur: 'WHY LAHH???'
Steph: 'If I get it, it'll be by the skin of my teeth.'
Fleur: 'How come? I thought you would get it.'
Steph: 'The Hm doesn't think I'm scholarship material.'
Fleur: 'What the? Why? He thinks you too short is it?'
Steph: 'Lol. He's height-imistic.'
Fleur: ' Aiyoo, doesn't he know heels exist these days?'
Steph: 'Aiz, dunno la.'

After about an hour later...

Steph: 'OMG OMG OMG I'm hyperventilating!!! I got it!!'
Fleur: 'What???'
Steph: 'I got an email from Queen's College saying I've been accepted!!!'
Fleur: 'AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!'
*nudges Steph*
*Steph nudges back*
Fleur: 'When ?? What? How?'
Steph: ( she must have fainted for this brief moment cause she only replied moments later.)
Fleur: ' You idiot! And you were saying you won't get and can talk bout your teeth skin some more.'
Steph: 'I said skin of my teeth la.'
Fleur: 'That's what i said la. CONGRATS anyway! You must be over Pluto now!'
Steph: 'I'm outta the orbit already.'

Anyways,
A HUGE BIG FAT CONGRATULATIONS TO YOU MY DEAR FRIEND STEPHIE!

Now that you got your scholarship, I got my guaranteed free food and lodging if I so happen to decide to casually plomp my butt at UK. Heh. =)

But most importantly, I'm gonna miss you so so much! Damn, now i feel like crying just like that time you nearly did when I pulled that 'I'm moving to manjung prank.'

There will be so many things I'm gonna miss about you when you're gone.

I'll miss not having you here so that random people can ask us our golden question- 'Are you both sisters?' or telling us that we look like twins or cousins or whatever relation they'd usually associate us with, I'll miss not having you here to look over your head, I'll miss not having you to constantly remind me that 'I've grown' when in fact I've not even for a bit expanded horizontally but I'd usually just gloat in delight just to annoy you, I'll miss not having you to turn to you wise little shortie, I'll miss not having you to argue over gay rights, I'll miss all your blurisity, you're innocence and naivity, I'll miss not having you here to tease and poke fun at ( It's not just me! I swear! People will testify this as a hobby!), I'll miss not having you here to share shit stories, Oh on this I must interrupt this solemn moment of remembrance with a brief convo I had with her this afternoon over msn too. Pardon me.

I was just about to ask her out to watch Happy Feet ( Yess I know damn cute the little dancing penguinnns!) with me but before I even got to the point, our conversation dwindled on to the unexpected. Or rather expected. Haha.

Fleur: 'Gal, I'm gonna pop THE HUGE QUESTION right now. Please say 'I do' k?'
Steph: 'Erm, whats it about first lah? Don't tell me it's about your shit.'
Fleur: ' Hahah. NO IT"S NOT. Don't worry, but if you really wanna know, mine was a perfect shade of brown yesterday.'
Steph: 'Eew!! Mine was dark brown yesterday.'
Fleur: 'EEW!"
Steph: 'You asked for it wert.'
Fleur: 'Hey! Only MY shit is worth discussing okay? Haha! '
Steph: ' Who cares? Mine was shaped like a submarine!'
Fleur: ' HAHA! If yours were a submarine, mine would be shaped like the Taj Mahal, one of the eight wonders of the world!'

Hahah! You are allowed to puke in disbelief now at out convo, don't mind us, but we just feel strangely compelled to dish our the nitty gritties of our sisa-sisa makanan and bahan buangan to each other. Qian's in this forum too! It's only for us three, so if any of you out there feel like sharing tales of the toilet bowl with us, don't bother just go talk to the tree alright? =)

Now do let me get back to the memorial message, haha. Right, I'll miss your cow print shirt which you wear as your own personal symbol, I'll miss hearing all your funny stories with all your weird little priceless expressions, I'll miss having your food to steal, I'll miss discussing about cute Korean actors and soap operas with you, I'll miss telling you all about my over-the-top dreams, I'll miss not having you to lecture me over my childish behaviour, I'll miss not having you to indulge in childish behaviour, I'll miss YOUR childish behaviour(heh), I'll miss your rainbow coloured million zippired pencil case, I'll miss the way you write so slow, extra neat and carefully, I'll miss having you to look up and say 'Huh?' like you always do, I'll miss your honest and jovial self, I'll miss the times where we played Futsal together as a team, I'll miss your beggar moments, I'll miss the look you always have when you're about to burst when we tease you mercilessly, I'll miss your Tak Lawak sarcasm,I'll miss your silky black wavy perfect hair, I'll miss the way you'll be able to see right through me all the time,and most of all I will definitely miss not having you here as an elder slash smaller ( literally-haha) sister figure.

Steph oh Steph, we never did make all those plans to watch all the Korean soap operas that you were raving to me about happen. We never went out to the mall together eversince form 2 when I didn't even knew you well that time,and we never did go jogging together ( Okay fine, this one my fault since I'm so lazy but you also quite lazy yourself wert. Hee.) 

Stephie, here's an apology if I ever did hurt your feelings with ignorance during all this while of knowing you. You have been nothing but a cute as a button great short little wise friend. I don't wanna sound like I'll never be seeing you ever again but you know me, I get so emo over all these so longs and goodbyes. I hate saying goodbyes so I won't ever say this to you at your farewell instead I'll just remind you to keep a warm bed and good food ready to welcome me alright? *wink wink*

You better return to Dear Old Beloved Malaysia once in a while and visit your tall friend here. =)

Do you see Steph, what a good friend I am to start the 'rain' again after a whole period of blog drought just for you? Make sure you bring 5 inch heels to London or else those British giants would mistake you for an elf and alert the other muggles. Wait maybe you can audition for a role in Harry Potter! Like perhaps a role as a fairie or something? Then they wouldn't have to waste money on computer graphics to smallen a normal actor. HAHA! I', just pulling your leg la. So you can grow taller! See again how nice I am to you? I know you do!

As a farewell tribute to my dear Steph, here are some priceless pictures that will each tell a million stories about the times where our lives got intertwined with each other's.

I don't know what Stephie's doing actually..

The times when we didnt break a sweat planning this huge birthday bash.


For this one time you were taller than everyone else!

Jump for joy!

Steph the world famous beggar.

Aww, Steph the beggar in action looks so sorrowful, she makes your heart break. How sad.

Jo jo mo jo's birthday which we planned! =)


Another one of those Stephanie moments.

In loving memory, Stephanie Tan Yue Yan.

While she's at London la! Hahah! She's not dead yet okay? Even though I make it sound as though she is. You're gonna become a music maestro when you return alright? Don't forget to invite me to your orchestra performance at some Albert Guild hall, Carnegie hall, or whatever alright. I only accept front row seats nothing less! =)

We'll miss you dreadly! And we'll definitely be reminded of you whenever we watch that Fernleaf advertisement. Well, obviously for two reasons which are first, the cows and also that you need milk to grow taller and stronger!

So Stephie, make sure you don't ditch us after you become the next Mozart or Beethoven alright and don't ditch the Malaysian slang lah k?

Take care! Hugs, kisses and lotsa of blurriness! Love ya loads Steffi Lil Star!!!

P/s! Steph just told me it's actually Taunton, not London, so pardon the usage of all the words London and mentally replace it with Taunton will ya? =)
I'm to lazy to reedit the whole entire thing. Thanks!